The piercing were put on the wrong side

You had never asked about piercings and I was surprised when your mother told me that you had pierced your eyebrow and both ears. When I saw you for the first time, they did not look that bad. A few days later, your ears swelled up because of you had cauliflowered ears from your high school wrestling days. You ended up having to get them removed and your ears drained again. A couple of days later you told me that you had the piercings on the "wrong side" becuase you forgot you used the mirror to select them.