Somethings are free somethings are not free...

Chatting on line with someone is free, well sort of, after you count having a computer and DSL line and an internet browser...

Local telephone calls are free, well not free... but cheaper then long distance ones...

Going for a walk around the house is free, except for the fact that I bought a new house after the divorce...

Text messages are free, well you pay a small fee for the first one hundred, so I guess one of them has to come out being free...

Long distance calls are never free, especially the $80 worth of calls you mae last month. I know you do not have the money to pay for them...even if I thought for a second that you did...

I called you tonight, to let you know that long distance calls are not free..
and I think you understood now...