Driving you to work everyday

First, it makes me proud that you have a job.

Second, you are awake most of the time I arrive at your mom's house.

Third, when you do fall asleep, you wake up quickly and jump out of the car.

Fourth, you have not yet learned it would help if you got to sleep at a decent hour to enjoy work a little more.

Fifth, the construction on campus is horrible.

Sixth, I am so proud of you.